I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I want to fling myself into the sun
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