i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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