is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He did a backflip because drugs
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