What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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