She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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