now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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