girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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