You can't motorboat a personality
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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