been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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