Kiss
Puke
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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