Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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