I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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