im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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