capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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