i just google imaged poop.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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