Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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