AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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