So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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