Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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