I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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