OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Randomize
