Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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