Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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