Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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