You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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