My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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