I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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