When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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