The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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