Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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