You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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