I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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