thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I checked into jail on foursquare
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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