No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I intend to get homeless drunk
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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