How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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