im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I forgot wine drunk hurts
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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