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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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