Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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