He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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