your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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