You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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