your room smells of hookers.
And success
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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