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He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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