I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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