Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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