I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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