I hate your face
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
where does the pee come out of this thing
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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