Me. At least after what I've been through.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Randomize
