ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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