Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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